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I DONWANNA GET RAPED

Hi, I am Canada. Once you read this you will have to acknowledge my existence. Finish reading this until it is done!...Please? As I said, I am Canada, don't forget it. I am 145 years old. I have no friends and maple syrup all over my face. I'm not dead, I'm just over here. If you don't send this to at least 12 people, Russia will come to your house at midnight and will hide under your bed. When you're asleep, he'll wake you up and make you become one with him. Don't believe me, eh? "NO, THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

Case 1:
Romano Bastardo,

Didn't send this email to anyone because it IS complete bullshit. While he was sleeping, Spain came to his room and tried to rape him. However, Romano was smart, and had mace hidden under his pillow. Ha ha, Spain, ha ha! Do you want to end up like Spain? Then DON'T sneak into Romano's room, no matter how tempting it is.

Case 2:
Japan,

Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to be raped that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough Japan. Now, Japan is in a terrible condition due to Russia's curse. Ha ha Japan, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be cursed like Japan? DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO!

Case 3:
Lithuania,

Got this letter. "Another chain letter.." he thought. He only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when he was having a shower, he saw naked Poland in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of his life. Lithuania is scarred for life....